An Actual Conversation

User (U): "I have Windows 97 and Works. Do I need Works on a computer in order to transfer the files?"
Support (S): "No."
U: "How do I get Works back on the new computer?"
S: "Run the CD it came with."
U: "Doesn't it come with Windows?"
S: "No."
U: "But do I need it on a PC to transfer the files?"
S: "No..."
U: "does it matter I have Windows 97?"
S: "There's no such thing as Windows 97. There's Windows 95 and Windows 98."
U: "No, I'm looking at it now."
S: "Yeah but if you have the new sysem you can put your Works on, no problem."
U: "Do I need Works on the computer to transfer the files?"
S: "NO!"