Stupid Question Of The Day

"Do you do computers?" they ask.
"Yes," we reply.
"What do you want to do with it?"
"I wanna buy it!"
"Okay, but..."
"A bit of everything, burn DVDs, music and *some obscure game they play that we've never heard of)* and Internet."

The conversation followed thus:
"My neighbour had one off you, a Dell and paid £163 for it." states the customer (a strange amount and we don't sell Dell anything.)
"*we reel off a list of specs and prices*"
"Does it come with a hard drive?" was the actual question from the customer.

"Nah, don't need them. Everything you need will just appear out of thin air as and when you need it," was the reply one probably should have said. A computer will work without a hard drive but it won't do very much.